Funny Bones Was the creation of Mr. Richard Jones of Detroit Michigan in the year 1913. He was a young man kicked out of college for being the school "clown". One of the professors told young Richard that he would never amount to anything and should just go be a clown in the circus.
After a few years touring with the circus he decided to go to a local orphanage to do a show for the children. Unfortunately it would be his last show. One of the kids thought it would be funny to put cleaning supplies in the makeup he used. It caused his skin to fall off his face, leaving an eerie reminiscence of the makeup burnt onto his skull and caused his death after several agonizing hours.
He now appears to children of all ages playing with them in his own sick twisted way before he kills them. You are not safe anywhere, he has been spotted in public several times at local carnivals, parades, but he comes out most around Halloween. This is one clown that can not be taken lightly. Long before you see him, his cackle can be heard. He might come off as the nice little harmless joker of the dead..........
But beware; Funny Bones always has something up his sleeve!
So why the line 'Here Piggy Piggy Piggy!"? Well that's easy, I worked at a Heating/Cooling Company and one of our job sites was a slaughter house, I mean 'processing plant' and after we finished they offered to give us a tour. During the tour we went to the hanging line which is how they 'process' the pigs. The pig is suppossed to come down the line hanging by its hind legs already dead t oget to the point where they slit the throat and drain the blood. However this one pig came in and when the throat was slit the pig started jumping and squirting blood everywhere. The worker picked up a hammer and hit the pig in the head and then looked over at me and simply said... "you ok over there piggy?" I said to myself right then, there's a great line in there!
Other Characters Played: Mr. Jones - Zombie Argeon - Demon that plays with fire Cutter - Good Ol' Boy that likes knifes
Here are some photos, you never know where I'll will pop up at!
